You Know You're a Manny-Ac to the Bone ...

The Rustle of the Sheets . . .
Danny and Michelle Humor

"You Know You're a Manny-Ac to the Bone

(And in Dire Need of Serious Psychiatric Help) If ..."
By Carla

You check the Mannyac board at least 50 times a day, and scream in frustration if new posts don't arrive

every minute.

You sing praises to the goddess kristi for creating the Mannyac Board.

You spend several hours a day at the computer (by yourself or with other people you've never even met),

analyzing, dissecting, and agonizing over the twitches, glances, intonations, movements and other

subtle actions of a couple of fictional characters who haven't even made it to the real sack yet!

You used to really like vegetables, but now find them rather un-appetizing and just plain annoying.

You used to think blond was dreamy, but now, the dark look gives you delicious shivers.

You think PAS is another acronym for God.

It's "Joie to the World," silly.

You want your significant other to greet you "Morning, sexy!" and follow though with the appropriate

body motions.

You never really liked the name Daniel (Michelle) before, but are now seriously considering that name for

your first born. Actually, you've already decided.

You meet someone named Jesse (or Drew or Carmen), and find an instant dislike to this person.

You now treat your wedding ring like it's the most important thing in the world, even though you were

never into sentimental stuff like that before.

You daydream of Danny, Michelle or both.

You dream of Danny, Michelle and their children.

You see connections to the Manny saga in your literature class.

Your classmates/friends/family say "Can't you talk about anything else?"

Your classmates/friends/family think that "Danny and Michelle" are actually real people.

Certain spoilers to a fictional show either give you heart attacks or make you do jumping-jacks-for-joy.

Your husband is threatening divorce because you keep talking about and comparing him to that guy

Danny/Paul Anthony Stewart.

Your new mantra: "PAS is the MAN!"

Your new war cry: "Let Morticia rot with the Feds!"

You have every Guiding Light episode with Manny on tape. Worse, those tapes have holes (due to over

watching) which correspond to scenes containing two particular characters.

Instead of buying that much needed ????, you buy a second VCR so that you can make a separate tape of

just Manny scenes.

You'll do anything to get Manny compilation tapes.

Weekends used to be heaven, but are now worse than hell.

You have always hated writing, but have now suddenly found your muse. You write moving poems,

eloquent essays and phenomenal stories (and heaven forbid, XXX-scenes) about two particular

characters.

You once hated endearments, especially "Baby" but now secretly wish your S.O. would call you that.

Thoughts of Manny make it really hard for you to do real-life things, like --- sleep, make dinner, pay the

bills, go to class, perform job duties.

You've developed a thing for black leather jackets.

You write GL to ask when Danny and Michelle are going to Majorca so you can plan your next vacation

there at the same time.

You can quote from memory Danny's "I am a MAN" speech and wedding vows.

You no longer have a life outside the Mannyac board.

Your only pleasures come from watching your Manny tapes or reading Manny fanfic.

You write fanfic authors, "Give me that next chapter, OR ELSE!"

Finally ... You make up really stooooopid lists like this.