The Rustle of the Sheets . . .Danny and Michelle Humor
The Rustle of the Sheets . . .This is a hilarious post I read on the Guiding Light Topics board and Selina was kind enough to forward it to me for the reading enjoyment (and I know I sure as heck get a laugh out of it every time I read it ...) of Manny-acs (and more specifically, Danny-acs -- but then aren't we all?) everywhere.
Dear Se�or Mimosa,
Several weeks ago I booked the Honeymoon Suite for myself and Michelle Santos. (Don't even think about laughing. Michelle is my WIFE and you will treat her with the respect she deserves.) Hotel Isla de Sol policy requires payment at the time of booking. As a man who deals in finance, I understand such business tactics and charged the full fee to my MobsterCard. However, due to unforeseen complications involving an FBI raid, my wife and I were forced to cancel our reservations.
I'm writing now in regards to obtaining a refund, with accrued interest naturally, of that payment. Trust me, you would not want to find yourself on the wrong side of my Family, especially Mama. I'm sure you recall her last visit to your fine hotel and the mint-on-the-pillow (or lack thereof) incident. Her threat to take away one of your three stars in the Majorca Hotel Guidebook was not idle. She has the power. Furthermore, Dietz would be very happy to see that the next vacation you take is a Permanent Vacation. I hope we understand each other.
Looking forward to your prompt payment,
Daniel Santos
126 Extortion Dr
Springfield, USA